Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
that may or may not have been my penis.
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