I like my sex mixed with concussions.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
