I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
