Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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