I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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