We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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