After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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