she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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