Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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