Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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