her vagine was all disorganized.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My dick has a subreddit
I think my moral compass just broke
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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