i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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