She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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