turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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