we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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