He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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