ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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