i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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