no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I looked at my own cervix.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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