Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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