Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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