speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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