two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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