I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
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Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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