WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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