:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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