I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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