u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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