return my video game
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Randomize
