That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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