What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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