how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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