Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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