i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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