the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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