I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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