yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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