you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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