i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
