Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
you win again, gameday.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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