I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
