Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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