About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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