I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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