the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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