We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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