I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize
