I want to stick my p in your. b.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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