it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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