Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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