Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!

(253): View more from Washington

Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.

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It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.

(216): View more from Ohio

He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.

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(434): View more from Virginia

my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.

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(850): View more from Florida

You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem

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(207): View more from Maine

All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.

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