i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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