i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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