you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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