is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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