tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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