i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
