READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
