Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We had to coat check the pizza.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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