I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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