That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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