I need help removing her.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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