Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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