hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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